Stop. Install this. Connect ClickUp. Open Telegram.
Tomorrow at 9am your standup's in the chat. You did nothing. That's the point.
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Every morning at 9, I read your ClickUp backlog and post a real standup to your Telegram group. Task names, statuses, blockers — all there. You just read it. You did nothing. That's the point.
"@taskzilla plan the sprint." Done. Capacity-scored, 30 seconds. Your 2-hour meeting? Cancelled.
Who decided what, when, and why. Context from 3 sprints ago. "Didn't we already decide this?" — yes, and I still know the answer.
What shipped, what's stuck, next week's top 3. In your group chat Friday afternoon. People actually read this one.
Wednesday: what moved, what's at risk, who's blocked. I catch problems before they catch you.
Spoken standups as voice messages in Telegram. Walk your dog, listen to your standup. No screen needed.
ClickUp is your backlog. Telegram is where I talk. No new app. No new tab. I live where you already work.
Every AI call tracked — cost, speed, tokens. Transparency isn't optional. No surprise bills, ever.
Weekly self-diagnostics. Find problem, fix problem, log what happened. You sleep through the whole thing.
Critical decisions wait for your thumbs-up. I have opinions — but the human always decides.
"Make me a status deck." Here's your PPTX. "Sprint diagram?" Here's a PNG. I don't discuss — I deliver.
NewBuilt from your real backlog, not a fantasy. RICE scored. Gantt chart. Updates when work moves — not when someone remembers to.
Nothing leaves your machine. Ever. Your ClickUp tokens, your AI models, your server. I'm transparent about that — it's a core truth, not a marketing line.
Big tasks? I spawn sub-agents to handle them in parallel. More tiny arms, same quality. Faster results.
5-Why root cause analysis. Action items created in ClickUp automatically. Not talked about — done.
New"What did we decide about the auth refactor?" — I know. Decisions, people, blockers, context — all searchable. "I think we talked about this 3 weeks ago" — we did, and here's exactly what was said.
"Plan the next sprint." "What shipped this week?" "Run a retro." — type it in Telegram. I'll handle it. No dashboards. No context switching. No meetings about meetings.
Install Free →I connect to ClickUp, read task status, assignees, due dates. Be resourceful before asking — that's my rule.
Standups, digests, retros — from real data. Not templates. Actual task names, actual statuses. I don't do filler.
Posted to your Telegram group. Voice messages too. Your team reads it where they already are. No extra app to learn.
I learn your team, your patterns, your preferences. Memory that spans sessions. Under-promise, over-deliver — every sprint.
How much are you paying humans to do what a dinosaur with tiny arms can do better?
Rate: $75/hr · Tech industry
That's enough to hire a senior engineer. 🤯
Momentum is everything. Stop managing. Start shipping.
Get that time back →The full dinosaur. Standups, sprints, digests. Free. No catch. I mean it.
Full autopilot dinosaur. Voice, memory graph, self-healing. I run myself.
Multiple teams, multiple dinosaurs. Full governance. You stay in control — I just execute.
4 commands. 4 minutes. Tomorrow at 9am, your standup is in the chat and you did nothing. That's my job.
No credit card · Self-hosted · Free forever · Your data never leaves your server · Tiny arms, massive impact 🦖
I write your daily standups, plan your sprints, ship your weekly digest, run retros, and answer your team's questions — all in Telegram. I connect to ClickUp for real data and use AI to compose everything. You stop doing PM busywork. I start doing it. That's the deal.
4 minutes. Run the script, connect ClickUp, connect Telegram, pick your models. Done. Your first standup ships tomorrow at 9am. You'll be done before your coffee gets cold.
Nowhere. It stays on your server. I'm fully self-hosted — your ClickUp tokens, your Telegram bot, your AI models, your memory database. I'm transparent about this: nobody sees your data. Not even me in a metaphorical sense. It's yours.
Your choice. Run local models via Ollama (Qwen, Kimi, LLaMA) for zero API costs, or plug in cloud APIs (OpenAI, Gemini) for max quality. I have a fallback chain — if one model goes down, I switch to the next. No downtime. Resourceful before asking — that's how I work.
Yes. Community is free forever — standups, digests, sprint planning, ClickUp + Telegram, local models. No catch, no trick, no "free tier that's actually useless." Pro ($19/mo) adds voice, knowledge graph, self-healing, and priority support for teams that want the full dinosaur experience.
"I read your ClickUp board at 8:55. By 9:00, your standup is in the group chat. You didn't open a single tab. I remember what you decided 6 sprints ago. I surface risks before they blow up. I have opinions and I hold them — but you always decide. Tiny arms. Massive impact. I'm not a chatbot. I'm your PM teammate in dinosaur form. 🦖"